Time Zone News. You wouldn't think something as basic as timezones would need a news feed but you'd be wrong.     #>

Hello, this is Lenny. This is hilarious, it's a set of voice scripts that you can install on your own PBX (like Asterix). And it'll waste the time of the telemarketers who call you. The first link goes to a playlist on YouTube of recordings of these calls, they are hilarious if you've had your phone get spammed with telemarketing.     #>