Been having a weird issue with sound on Flash lately so I figured I should update to the latest version and see if that cleared it up. Headed over to the Adobe Flash update page. Except the button does nothing except take me back to the Adobe website. Trying Other Versions was just a grey button. So I ended up using Chromium (an entirely other browser) just to hit the Other Versions site, where I was finally able to download and install the update.

I'm sure someone at Adobe thought they were being very clever by auto-sniffing and doing super secret sneaky shit but all they did was break the experience for me, so screw them.     #>